Children's cereal mascots everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief this morning. On the heels of last night's unexpected news story that Cap'n Crunch would be forced into retirement by PepsiCo, the Cap'n took to his Twitter account this morning to squash the rumors of his demise. From the man himself:
@realcapncrunch ."I'm hearing the rumors. I would never retire. I love being a captain too much!"
Well there you have it, Horatio Magellan Crunch gets to keep his job after all. The WeightStaff was unable to to reach Cereal Mascot Union Chief Sonny the Cocoa Bird for comment.
Click here to follow the Cap'n on Twitter.
4 comments:
whew.
i havent had a bowl in over 10 years.
Is this what the weight has become? breaking cereal mascot related news?
oy.
please return to something worth wasting my time on.
Would it make you feel better if I'd mentioned the period in the early 70s where the Cap'n moved Woodstock, developed a drinking problem, and started hanging out with Van Morrison?
the international federation of pediatric dentists is celebrating this news.
Captain beefhart???
Yes. That would make the post very worth while.
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