If TheWeight Had a Twitter Account

I would be typing:

- Did you know that Alabama State has a player named Chief Kickingstallionsims?

[Seriously. Root for him against Morehead State in the NCAA Tournament play-in game tonight. That's the best name since The Band called themselves The Band. Or maybe since Mr. Mister? Or is it Was (Not Was)?]

- Damn, this is embarassing to type [deep breath]. I don't...hate...Lady GaGa. There I said it. I like that she is at least trying to be creative and edgy when the country is very anxious and could use a distraction. And she is what Madonna WISHES she could still be like.

- Rothbury lineup is impressive. The Dead, Bob Dylan, String Cheese, The Black Crowes and Willie Nelson, etc. Wait, this lineup looks familiar. Oh right, it's from Bonnaroo I - IV. And that's not a bad thing.

- Moogis for Phish tour? Please? Pretty Please Mr. Trucks!

- Chris Cornell working with Timbaland is just embarrassing for so many reasons. You not rich enough Chris? You want to ruin the small semblance of credibility you have left? Just get Soundgarden back together and headline Lollapalooza already.

- Is Michael Jackson going to pull off all 50 shows at the O2 arena? This is the same guy whose face is melting, serves Jesus Juice, hangs his kids off of balconies, and spends millions on worthless garbage. Signs point to no. I'd be much happier with tickets to the 3rd show than the 41st. Good luck!